“So help me God, if you don’t get down from there!”
"Do you do anything besides sleep all day?"
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"Am I allowed to pet you now?"
How many belly rubs before you bite the shit out of me?
"What the hell are you doing in the sink?"
Did you forget where the water comes from? Again.
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"What the fuck are you doing?!"
