Out of the mouth of babes comes some pretty crazy stuff.
"Yesterday we were watching Indiana Jones, and when Indy kissed Marion my six-year-old innocently asked, 'Is he going to get his whip out now?'"
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Kid: "I wish I was a dog." Mom: "Why's that, hon?" Kid: "So I could see what my nuts taste like."
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"My little cousin was holding my dog when she said, 'If I squeezed him as hard as I love him, he would explode.'”
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