J-E-L-L-NOPE!
Emerald Cantalope
Because why would someone who is dieting eat a plain cantaloupe, when they can eat it with lime Jello and canned pineapple (sugar) chunks?
Ham In Aspic
Because ham isn't slimy enough! Also, is it supposed to be served on a bed of ham fat?
Cottage Cheese and Salmon Mold
Salmon and cottage cheese really is an underrated combination. Also, those boiled eggs are a perfect garnish to balance out all those mushy textures.
Cucumber Relish Salad
Cucumber, celery, and lime Jello; one of these things is not like the other.