Instructional images included. SFW.
Saddling
Feasibility: 3
Impressiveness: 6
Romanticness: 6
Comments: Feels great, but you’ll need a GPS to direct all those limbs.
The Magic Bullet
Feasibility: 1
Impressiveness: 10
Romanticness: 4
Comments: For bottomers, make sure you’re a seasoned yogi or flexible enough before you commit yourself to this position. The theatricality will wow your partner, but not worth any torn ligaments.
Doggy style
Feasibility: 9
Impressiveness: 5
Romanticness: 2
Comments: You’re f*cking like an animal, so.
Cowgirl
Feasibility: 8
Impressiveness: 1
Romanticness: 6
Comments: Yes, a coital classic and everyone’s go-to, but that does not make it any less boring. Plus, the chin angles are not flattering for either partner.
