Glam on.
This extremely scientific ranking is based on: hair volume, amount of hairspray used (flammability), and overall band participation.
Judas Priest
Volume: 2
Flammability: 2
Band Participation: 3
Score: 5
At least pretend that you give a shit, Rob.
Columbia Records
Deep Purple
Volume: 4
Flammability: 2
Band Participation: 3
Score: 8
Plus one for the handlebar mustache.
PolyGram Records
Night Ranger
Volume: 3.5
Flammability: 2.5
Band Participation: 2.5
Score: 8.5
This looks much more "pensive poet" than "metal."
MCA Records