Well, because…
Colin Farrell.
You're at the bottom of the list, Colin. No man bun trophy for you.
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Shia LaBeouf.
Well, at least he's not bottom.
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Alex Ebert.
It's one of the most outstanding of the bunch. But because it's just one massive mess on top of his head he scores low.
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Adrian Grenier.
Okay, so he's incredibly pretty but it's a man half up-do, not a true man bun. Come on, guys.
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