Kitty and Red are upstairs watching variety shows. The gang is downstairs in the basement. Rock ‘n’ roll runs the world, and disco is the anti-Christ.

Picture it: Point Place, Wisconsin, the 1970s. Eric Forman and his best friends Hyde, Kelso, Donna, Fez, and Jackie are hanging out in his basement. It's time to sit on the broken couch and discuss what happened that day at school, eat a popsicle from the freezer, or light up and sit in the circle. It's the '70s and the gang is living a typical suburban life of nothingness; one of them walks toward the curtain near the basement door to pick an album from the little shelf. Cue the record.