They’re gonna fake it till they make it.
They don't actually like your band, blog, or screenplay.
In fact, the more enthusiastic they are about it, the less they like it.
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All photographic evidence of their awkward phase.
You know Jennifer Garner did everything in her power to keep Ben Affleck from seeing this photo.
The way they eat when they're not with you.
Their biggest fear is running into you at Chili's as they're polishing off an Awesome Blossom and rack of ribs.
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They don't exclusively wear sexy underwear.
They usually can be found wearing granny panties or tighty-whities.
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