Cubicle Coma is real, and it’s an epidemic.
You know exactly how many tiles there are on the ceiling, and that one slightly askew tile might actually be driving you clinically insane.
Viral videos where people quit their jobs creatively make you cry harder than any heartwarming proposal video ever could.
You wonder when the American Psychiatric Association will add "Cubicle Coma" to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.
You're in a committed, passionate, lustful relationship with coffee.
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