OK, Target is great everywhere. But to Midwesterners especially, it is truly Heaven on Earth.
First of all, Target is headquartered in Minneapolis.
Target Corporation was founded there in 1902. YOU'RE WELCOME, COUNTRY.
It's your go-to coffee shop AND mall, all in one.
Bored on a Friday? Maybe you can spend 20 minutes in front of an endcap deciding between Goldfish varieties you'd never dreamed of.
Its soft glow and alluring air-conditioning on a summer night.
I want to live in there.
