Too much pushin’ with the smoochin’.

The First Time

Ah, the first time: often magical, but never not awkward. Neither of you have any idea how kissing works, but you go after it with gusto. Trust me, it gets better. Sometimes.

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The Closed Mouth Fiasco

Because there is nothing sexier than kissing with pursed lips. This also is the same kiss reserved for your grandparents, so you just doubled the ick factor, Casanova.

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The Prickly Pear

Eventually, you'll grow your facial hair to a point where it doesn't jab like a million needles anymore when kissing. Before that, though, anyone kissing someone with stubble will walk away looking like they have second degree burns around their mouth.

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