Yes, they’re pretty much jerks. But dolphins certainly know how to get what they want.
You should try to remember the names of people you meet, even if you've only known them for a short time.
Dolphins have been known to remember the distinct whistle of another dolphin they shared a tank with up to 20 years ago, even if they only lived together for a few months.
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Saying your name with bubbles is way cooler than with words.
Dolphins emit their signature whistle as they approach another pod, leaving behind a stream of bubbles from their blow hole.
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You should diversify your friend group by looking outside of your species.
Bottlenose dolphins have been known to make friends with false killer whales. Their relationships span time and space, with some pairings lasting five years or more and pairs being spotted together at locations 650 miles apart.
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In addition to having someone to hang out with, you'll be better protected from predators.
That seems to be the reason dolphins and false killer whales stick together.
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