“Paul was in the ‘look, don’t touch’ category, much to Aaron’s dismay.”
No one has taken credit for the story about a steamy late-night triste between Paul Ryan and Aaron Schock. You can read the first installment of the story here but we've gathered some choice quotes for your guilty pleasure.
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