Ho ho HOOOOOO, baby.
Hulk Hogan, Santa With Muscles
Hogan's dopey, hammy Santa lacks commitment to both Christmas spirit and hair color continuity. Zero stars.
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Fat Santa
Fat Santa (frequently described as Santa meets Jabba the Hutt) has terrible teeth and a worse complexion, but his rich velour coat-and-pants set is sound.
Richard Riehle, A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
The bowler hat is no substitute for the stocking cap, even given this particular Santa's lustrous curls.
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Bill Goldberg, Santa's Slay
This Santa Claus is murdering entire families right out of the gate. Wikipedia describes it thusly: "Santa arrives at Hell Township and proceeds to kill the locals in various holiday-themed ways." Rude/not hot. Good muscles though.
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