Hearing someone say, “Everything will be OK” just makes things worse. #thestruggle
If you hear any kind of noise in your house whatsoever, you become convinced that you're about to be murdered.
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Even if you checked roughly seven times, you're never ever really sure if you locked a door.
Did you lock the door?
If someone takes more than five minutes to accept your Facebook friend request, it means they hate you.
Did they accept my request?! No?! What are they waiting for?!
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And whenever someone tells you that you have to wait and be patient, this is how you'd like to respond:
Of course, you'd never respond that way, because then you'd feel anxious about their reaction.
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