Who knew “I do” also meant “I will kill every spider ever to ‘til the end of eternity”?
Any plans must be cross-checked with your spouse.
Your buddies want you to come over Sunday and watch the game? Oops! You are supposed to go shopping for a chaise longue (whatever that is). Good thing you doubled checked.
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Your closet is more or less a cupboard.
Not that you need that much space, but still...
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No one knows how to push your buttons better than your spouse.
They also cut to the chase like nobody's business.
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On the other hand, nobody can make you feel better faster.
All it takes is a turkey, a fez, and some over-sized sunglasses.
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