Like, why is this a Christmas classic in the first place?
If Mr. Martini had been named Mr. Laundry, do you think he would've opened a dry cleaners instead of a bar?
Also, please start referring to me as Mr. Martini.
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Are the angels actually aliens, since they are clearly communicating from different solar systems?
Plus, what was Clarence the angel doing for 200 years while he was waiting for his turn? And why was he reading The Adventures of Tom Sawyer? Did he die mid-book report?
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Why did George and his brother go sledding down a hill that obviously led to icy water?
They also sled down using shovels, which is all kinds of WTF but pretty badass nonetheless.
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