Just shh. No talking.
"You're from Joisey? Is that how you say it? Joisey?"
No, that's how you said it.
Chris Christie—Newark, NJ
"Why aren't you tan?"
Because I'm not a cast member of Jersey Shore.
Bruce Springsteen—Freehold, NJ
"Where's your Jersey accent?"
I fed it to the dawg.
Jon Bon Jovi—Sayreville, NJ
"Isn't your entire state a dump?"
No, we just tell people that so they won't come here and drive too slow in the left lane.
Joe Jonas—Wycoff, NJ
