2013 really taught us how to get down.
Get your party snacks ready.
Ain't no party like a horse meat party.
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Make sure your hair is ready to party.
Bangs are THE party hairstyle. It's like a party right on your face. Nothing rivaled the media coverage of Michelle Obama's arms until she kicked off 2013 with bangs. (She has since grown them out because they were too X-treme.)
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Invite all your Illuminati friends to party using the secret signal.
If you want a bunch of dudes in robes carrying skulls and/or BEYONCE to come over, just throw some Illuminati symbols at a high profile venue. Then remember to stock up on foods that dudes in robes and/or BEYONCE might like to eat. (horse meat.)
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Perfect your party dance moves with 15 seconds of pelvic thrusts followed by 15 seconds of absolutely anything.
If you want your guests to feel at ease, just put the "Harlem Shake" on a loop.
