You can keep your cheesy sweaters and fruitcake.
You get to sleep in.
You hear that? It's the sound of little kids NOT screaming for you to get out of bed and open presents at five a.m.
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While this is happening at many homes:
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This is what's happening at yours:
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You can go to the movies during church services.
This means you get to enjoy a nearly private screening of "The Wolf of Wall Street" before theaters fill up with people fighting winter colds (yuck).