Learn everything you ever wanted to know about dressing yourself from the British Library’s dusty tomes.
One sleeve is better than two.
Need a sling? LIFEHACK.
If your hair is pointy enough, you will look much larger than your surroundings.
The ultimate goal of fashion.
Chicks dig sticks.
Also: witch hats, muttonchops, disaffected stares.
Use a spindle to coyly flirt.
Spinners gon' spin.
