The train would only take 72 hours, y’know…
The Comfort Kween
Carryon Items: A messy bun, oversized pillow, Uggs that are clinging to life, and an attitude that won't quit.
Reason You Just Can't With Them: It's like they put on everything they owned just to hold you up at the security line.
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The Outlet Stealer
Carryon Items: Every electronic device they own, adapters, extension cords, and the ability to crouch like Gollum for hours without cramping up.
Reason You Just Can't With Them: They are the reason you will go through your trip with a dead phone. Some of us need to post airport selfies to Instagram and can't now.
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The Seat Hogger
Carryon Items: NyQuil, slip-on shoes that keep slipping off, Jeggings, and a total lack of spatial awareness.
Reason You Just Can't With Them: At some point they will end up drooling on your shoulder.
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The one who decided to drink to take the edge off, and got suuuper carried away.
Carryon Items: A belly full of Mai Tais that may or may not stay down during the flight.
Reason You Just Can't With Them: At worst, they talk way too loud at you. At worst, they hurl on you.
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