Where are the bloomin’ onions?
1. Your opinion of koalas changed. SOO CUTE? No, they smell like shit and probably shit on you. Also, those claws? No thanks.
Childhood dream = ruined.
2. You now become personally offended if someone mentions Steve Irwin. Don't bring him up. Ever.
RIP. <3
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3. Your friends and family were EXTREMELY relieved when you returned home still alive after living near giant spiders. They've seen the Animal Planet specials.
And let's be honest... you were relieved, too.
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4. You have now become the bearer of the worst news EVER...P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney DOESN'T EXIST.
Can they at least create a fake street sign?
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