“Yeah, screw you too.”
This baby-sized slice of 'za.
Level of Jersey: Complaining about BENNYs at the shore but partying in NYC on the weekends.
This emergency can of hairspray in a restaurant bathroom.
Level of Jersey: Going to a bachelorette party in Atlantic City more than once a month.
This realistic benefactor.
Level of Jersey: Spotting a Real Housewife of New Jersey cast member at a Houston's.
This gas station attendant who takes his job very seriously.
Level of Jersey: Asking someone at a gas station, "Wait, so do I pay first or pump first?" anytime you leave the state.
