Ikea is good value and great fun . If you can ever find your way out.
Ikea. The world's not-built-yet furniture store. The home of meatballs and arguing couples.
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You step through the celebratory Swedish balloons. Either that or you're crashing the world's worst birthday party.
"OOH that's cheap," you say, spotting a small piece of furniture that you don't really need. You have no idea of the horror that is to come.
Stock up on little pencils to write down all the things you can't afford to buy.
