Shirtless guy next door = importance.
Meet Alexander Dreymon, a.k.a. "Luke Ramsey," a.k.a. the sheltered but super hot guy who lives next door to the bad bitches of American Horror Story: Coven.
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Sure, Luke wears this dopey shirt tucked into his dopey pants and lives with his dopey mom.
But also, and more importantly, Luke licks cake off of his fingers...
Luke takes his shirt off like this...
