But you can call him Delpo. Or anything, really. Just call him.
This is Juan Martín del Potro, an Argentine pro tennis champion, ranked #5 in the world by the Association of Tennis Professionals.
And this is his right arm.
He's also kind of a major babe.
*SWOONS*
REX USA/Juergen Hasenkopf / Rex
If you need more reasons as to why he should be your new Dream Man besides this one (*points down*), please keep reading.
Robert Prezioso/Stringer
He's 6'6".
What this means for YOU is that you can be carried, by him, over lots of thresholds. No problem.