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11:43 am, November 14th, 2013
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According to Life & Style, Jennifer Aniston’s haircut means she’s not marrying Justin Theroux.
Confused?
So is the tabloid.
Life & Style, which last year falsely reported that the couple was preparing for the arrival of a baby, now claims that Aniston’s new bob “says more about the status of her relationship with [Theroux] than anything else.”
How so?
“Jen loves her hair long,” a so-called “insider” explains to the magazine. “She thinks it’s her thing.”
And, because “every bride wants to feel her best when she says ‘I do’ to the man of her dreams,” says Life & Style, this new short cut has delayed the wedding.
Calling her haircut an “extreme makeover,” the tabloid suggests that Theroux will now “have to wait to see his fiancee dressed in white.”
Um, except the couple was already waiting to wed.
That doesn’t seem to matter to Life & Style.
“If Justin were to change his mind and want to get married tomorrow, Jen would probably say no — and that would be a shock for him,” a source tells the tab. “She’s doing what she wants right now, haircuts included.”
What a remarkably peculiar thing to say.
In other words, Aniston and Theroux don’t plan to get married soon… but if they did, her new haircut would be a red flag that she doesn’t want to tie the knot?
Maybe an outlet that said the couple was racing to the altar more than a year and a half ago shouldn’t be trusted to speculate about their nuptials timetable.
A source close to the situation tells Gossip Cop the report is “weird and wrong.”
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