If someone snaps their finger at me one more time…
You feel like you're walking on a circus wire every time you carry a tray full of drinks to a table.
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And you want to crawl into a hole and cry when this happens.
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Having to open a bottle of wine "the correct way" while your table just sits and stares at you is terrifying.
You're always spilling ketchup and other types of guck on your new shoes.
