These pregnancy bummers are guaranteed to make any expectant mom fly into a rage or burst into hysterical crying. Or both.
"You Must Be Due Any Day Now!"
In fact, let's not make any assumptions that the lady is expecting at all, okay?
"Funny" Maternity Clothes
Is this thing on?
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Jokes About "Pickles and Ice Cream"
You'll have something to say about that as soon as you finish your chocolate-covered onions!
Jokes About "Eating For Two"
"Hahaha," said no one ever, in response to an "eating for two" comment.