All other “holidays” should just stop trying.
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You are so relieved that it's Black Friday season right now.
And you have this list of store hours memorized already.
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You're in a Black Friday Besties group, and this year marks the 10th anniversary of you all shopping together.
BFBFs for short.
You know the deals weeks ahead--in fact, you've signed up for Black Friday alerts.
You get all your imperative info from sites like BFAds.net, Brad's Black Friday, and TheBlackFriday.com.
NOTE: No idea who Brad is.
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