They just want to help us out. Inspired by this scientific cat discovery .
"I'm not trying to spook you with this, but I'm really concerned with your hunting abilities."
"You shouldn't be in here! Water is a terrifying cat nightmare!"
"Stop laughing, I'm trying to teach you proper cleaning techniques!"
"This isn't me bullying you, alright, this is me trying to save you from a lifetime of social shame because you never learned how to crawl correctly."
