Gobble, gobble, bitches.
What you tell children who are upset about eating a dead animal...he's just gone to a "change of climate."
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Count those final "joyous" hours, dear turkey.
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Humans: Always sayin' one thing and eating another.
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If you met a turkey as big as you, you'd be scared, too.
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