Because sometimes growing facial hair is a scruff business.
Keanu Reeves
This looks like he got his hair trimmed, glued the trimmings to his face, and now the glue is melting.
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James Franco
I think his facial hair is some sort of performance art that none of us get.
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Justin Timberlake
That beard is bringing unsexy back.
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Brad Pitt
The obvious comment is that his beard is the "Pitts," but here are a few other options:
World War buZz Your Face
Killing Them Softly With This Beard
12 Years to Shave
Razor Burn After Shaving
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