Mothers are basically the biggest badasses ever, because they can survive all of this.
A baby is like a parasite feeding off of your body... and blood.
This mushy monster is inside of you. THIS IS INSIDE OF YOU.
Oh, you're not hungry because you just ate an hour ago? Too bad. BABY WANTS FOOD NOW.
When you're pregnant, your hormones are basically a ticking time bomb of emotions.
God help the person who catches you on a bad day.
