Also featuring Emo Eli Manning.
Tom Brady Is Getting Too Old For This
It was a frustrating rain-soaked loss in Cincinnati for Brady's Patriots. He decided to take it out on our retinas during the postgame press conference.
Tom Brady's Continuing Adventures In Hair Care
This is becoming a disturbing trend. Also, his wife is a supermodel. No excuses, TB.
Should've Laid Off The Flubber
DeMarco Murray sort of bounced (?) off his offensive lineman. It was probably only the 15th-most interesting thing that happened in this game.
Peyton's Naked Bootleg Is A Great Band Name
I mean, what the hell, Peyton Manning? Really? REALLY?
