#WhitePeople.
These tattoos:
Level of whiteness: Saying a cat has the "heebie jeebies."
This guy demonstrating his complete lack of jumping ability:
Level of whiteness: The drummer in Mumford & Sons.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt's handshake miss:
Level of whiteness: Macklemore eating fro-yo.
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This girl catching herself swearing:
Level of whiteness: The word "stay-cation."
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