Maryland is not DC. I’m sorry, it’s just not.
"Do your parents work in the government?"
Maybbbe. Who wants to know?
"Do you know the president?"
Oh yeah, BO and I are just chilling in the oval office smoking cubans.
"Don't take Connecticut, the president is moving."
But I have a lunch at Sweetgreen to go to.
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"Topper Shutt said it may rain today."
EVERYONE TO YOUR WEATHER BUNKERS!
