“IF ANYTHING EVER FAILS, GO GET MORE ALCOHOL.”
The frat brothers at Phi Kappa Tau at Georgia Tech have found themselves in a bit of hot water after an email teaching them questionable tactics on how to get with girls has leaked.
Allegedly sent from the group's social chair, Matthew Peterson, the letter says brothers will be ejected from parties if they're not talking to women, instructs multiple times to make sure the opposite sex is pumped full of liquid courage, and includes commands like, "ALWAYS USE YOUR HANDS OR ARMS TO GUIDE THEIR DANCING in order to maximize your pleasure."
For those brothers who don't know how to dance, Peterson offers a guide instructing how not to get too creepy too fast while women "grind against your dick":
Here is how to dance: Grab them on the hips with your 2 hands and then let them grind against your dick. After that slowly alternate between just putting your hand across their stomach, but make sure don't to go to high (keep it under the boob) or too low(dont try to finger her… yet).
There are also blunt instructions on how to "escalate," or get ladies primed for hooking up. The letter goes on, "ALWAYS START WITH THE MAKING OUT!!!! NO RAPING."