We’ve all been there.
Everyone knows this feeling. The horrible, crushing anxiety of getting a text like this:
First of all, it's 2:14 AM. No one has ever had a completely safe conversation at 2:14 AM. You know why? Because 2:14 AM is when SHIT. GETS. REAL. I'm talking "Bad Boys II" levels of real.
Secondly, there's a straight faced emoticon - never a good sign. Once you see one of these suckers you better run and/or pull out your best bumblebee emoji.
