Don’t tell me, “Oh, he’s married now, and also not real.” I don’t want to hear it.
He's got great assets.
Brains AND butt. I mean, beauty.
He's a Letters to Cleo fan.
And you know this is his favorite shirt, because it's the one he goes to when he's temporarily unemployed.
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When he makes plans, he follows through on them.
You never have to worry that he'll get himself into trouble.
If your ex happens to be a cop, though, he'll find a way to deal. For you.
