24 Reasons Why You Should Never Give Someone An Edible Arrangement

They should be banned from the world, basically.

FACT: Edible Arrangements are called a "fresh fruit bouquet," but this is not a bouquet.

FACT: Edible Arrangements are called a "fresh fruit bouquet," but this is not a bouquet.

Burn, epic fruit kebab burn.

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THIS. IS. A. BOUQUET.

THIS. IS. A. BOUQUET.

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And to make up for the fact that fruits are not flowers, they shape the fruit to look like flowers.

And to make up for the fact that fruits are not flowers, they shape the fruit to look like flowers.

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And then they cover the fruit in this weird waxiness that makes it taste bad.

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