Who better to weigh in than tiny, delicious blobs of dough?
These dumplings don't want to hear another damn thing about the government shutdown.
This dumpling just CAN'T BELIEVE how well Brian Hoyer is playing in Cleveland.
These dumplings think iOS7 is a SHAM and the new ringtones SUCK.
These dumplings seriously need to know if Rihanna had already shot her "Pour It Up" video when she saw Miley twerk at the VMAs.
