Excuse me, which way to the celebrities, please?
You ask people how to get close to the Hollywood sign.
Step one: Go to the Hollywood sign. Step two: Get arrested.
You take pictures with people who resemble celebrities.
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You think you're the only person to have ever thought of taking a picture with that "crazy lamp post thing" in front of LACMA.
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You have no problem getting down on the dirty sidewalk and sticking your hands into a celebrity's hand prints.
Do you even know where those celebrities have been?
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