Pessimists unite!
If someone stands you up, it's fine because you weren't expecting much from them anyway.
Because you know never to presume anything.
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Or if they're rude to you, you've got your eye roll ready because you've had plenty of time to perfect your display of disappointment.
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And you're also prepared with a biting remark.
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