Other music festivals can go ahead and sit down. The Fest is the best.

Because it takes place in Austin, Texas, during a month where it's not 8 zilion degrees outside.

Do you want to know what 106 degrees with no shade feels like? Nope. The average high in Austin in November is 72 degrees, AKA totally perfect.

Because no other festival has yet to be on the receiving end of a more hilarious Slayer rider.

Don't forget the hand satanizer! (Click here for a larger version.)