Sorry. But you’ll see.
Saying "DO NOT" is just a way to keep the argument about cell phone minutes going:
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If your dad doesn't do the one chore he's responsible for doing, your mom's gonna give it to him:
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When your mom wants to go shopping for antique furniture on Saturday, she has to be really explicit that it's something she REALLY WANTS HIM TO DO WITH HER, GOD DAMMIT:
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Most of the time, your dad has no idea where he is...
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