He’s named Big Papi for a reason.
He has the perfect temperament for the position.
Boston is a tough city so you need someone who isn't afraid to stand up for what the people believe in. Every once in a while you need to take a bat to the bullpen/city hall phone to show the people you mean business.
You can count on him when you need him.
You need a big hit? Who do you want at the plate? Big freakin' Papi, that's who! This guy is loyal and dependable. He always delivers when the team needs him. You can trust him.
Babies trust him.
Watch Ortiz adorably hold the tiniest Red Sox fan during the national anthem. Look at how content that baby is resting its little head on his shoulder. This is 80% of what politicians do, and he's already better at it than 100% of them.
He can have civilized relations with New Yorkers.
This is important as a politician. You need to be able to have civil discussions with your enemies from time to time. Compromise is key.
