Well, we know some stuff.
Admittedly, we don't know too much about New York Fashion Week, but when we were offered tickets to see the NFL's Junk Food show curated by Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari, we jumped at the opportunity. We wanted to see why people toss on their most expensive outfit and act as though it is perfectly normal to stare and judge ridiculously good looking people. This is what happens when three guys that know nothing about fashion go to a fashion show:
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Logan: Ugh. We just started and I already need to go on a diet.
Matt: Nothing says "Go Tampa!" like an orange stripe on a baby Gap shirt. I guess.
Ray: Who needs room for internal organs when you have a shirt that color?
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Atlanta Falcons
Logan: I don't know who this model is, but I like her. And I like her in that outfit. I guess she can be my girlfriend.
Matt: I guess this sort of looks like a 1950s cheerleader outfit, and I'm sort of into that kind of thing.
Ray: That necklace is big but it could be bigger. MUCH bigger.
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