Hate is a strong word. A strong, accurate word. (All images of feet have been censored).
Summer is one big barf fest.
Flip flops. Flip flops everywhere.
As ugly as they are, you appreciate Crocs because they at least contain the foot.
Colorful little footcages.
Whenever your friends go on vacation, you have to speed scroll past all of their #toesinthesand pics.
While saying "Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew" the whole time.
If you get onto a subway car with a foot-themed ad, you promptly switch trains.
Rather be late for work and suffer the consequences.